Tuesday, September 20, 2011

PRACTICALITIES OF SEX: The Rock Star Erection Maneuver

A lot of reactions from my last post (read here). Brickbrats about pride of place. If I found Britain's former gender-bending tradition actually damaged its sex appeal, what can I say about the very gay Hollywood just nearby? Why, have you read here that I ever solicited in Hollywood (which is actually cheaper because of stiff competition among hungry actor wannabes)? Same "appetite-dampening veneer" created by "pink clouds". That's why I traipsed the world to look for straight men in the right ambiance where my appetite won't be terrorized by extraneous tastes. Perhaps that's the reason I became outspoken because of the sullied ambiance around (this is the gathering place in the US, after all). I pay a premium for a name brand not because it's worth the price, I buy it because of the associated tides of good feeling. A cute guy may really be straight but he won't be appealing if you found him in the muck. Ambiance creates or breaks the sexy mood, a very gay concept, remember? Though visible gender-bending among stars in Hollywood is an infant compared to the (former) British one. Aside from the noise from the sidelines composed mostly of gays looking to out closet actors who could share in their misery, the names that matter, especially the males, are mostly hidden because of marketing considerations. Those who are out are not really fantasy material in the first place that the only significance of their action was they said it (mere gays in the neighborhood, as we say, like the fag hairstylist in the parlor, they don't count; the star system, remember?). Look at the mostly lesbians who outed themselves, are the active ones the type that boys even fantasized about when they were closeted? As I said, outing could be beneficial in that it's easier to separate the chaff from the grain & thrown into the dumpster of desire so you can focus on the grain. But we know it's never going to be as clear-cut as that. The girls who matter & who are brave in "acknowledging" their bisexuality have barricaded themselves with husbands or boyfriends just in case the shock value creates a backlash. Those who have no husbands are floundering, or have sunk (like Anne Hache, who found a husband too late). Besides, the shock isn't there anymore because of copycats so those who used the gimmick last have disappeared (including a very sexy one who really shouldn't have cheapened herself with any overused gimmick). Well, we know the boys have their beards. Before, the beards were really innocent heterosexual females. Now, they make do with something more to their taste- bisexual ones. Which are not perfect beards because the situation gives a window to their equal opportunity secrets.

Outing for a young male embarking on a career in showbiz & sports only means one thing so far: you have no more ambitions to go to the top, ready to merely exist in the margins, a mere fag in the neighborhood like the fairy hairstylist, a voluntary has-been before your peak. That is true anywhere, even in more advanced so-called gender-sensitive countries like in the Netherlands, the most liberal country in the world & where gays have been married for a decade, or in France, where they are very visible because of the fashion industry. If you did it when you were already a star, at least you're already well-known, but as the fag superstars who were at the forefront of the decades of gay promotions in Britain like Elton John, George Michael, etc. discovered when they learned only 1% of the British now dare to identify as gay, you just can never be too sure if you're still taken seriously.

A big reality check after the noise has died down.

Sometimes, I just write what I'm thinking just to buttress the point of my discussion. It's only later that I would be surprised by the unintended consequences. I wrote a few posts back (read here) that the formula to determine if a man is bisexual is to see if his wife is one. If she's into romantic flings with women, so is his husband into sex with other men. In short, symmetrical sexuality of partners. This isn't surprising; if you're always hobnobbing with all kinds of straight men, which most of my friends are (they never knew the hidden part of my sexual past), you're familiar with the nuances of the heterosexuality of one. Being liberal or open-minded has nothing to do with it. I am an evidence-based professional; when I said something as so, it's because when my friend Greg verified it, he had material evidence, not just words. If you're wondering why we suddenly had a flurry of posts after that article, it's because I tried to change the topic somewhat because of the surge of emails. But it has persisted: so many questions, foremost are the identities, & worse, if somebody was behind us to malign somebody. How could we malign anybody when we're not directly pointing to anybody? Actually Greg talked only of three pairs of celebrities, & we never named names.

Speaking of bisexuals. Another interesting email. From a boy who describes himself as bi but more on the gay side. He said he really wants to be with real women (not bisexual) but he always had this fear he might not have regular erection. No problem. Increase your sexual sensibility by first practicing on straight girls less pretty than you. They would intimidate less so less pressure on you. They will be too grateful to have somebody they will forgive you if ever you missed. They would rather spend hours waking up your dick than suffer the torture of apprehensively waiting for somebody to hook up with them. I never had a problem having erection but that's how my Dutch friend Jan tackled his problem. His formula: look for ordinary looking but trying hard, talkative of their being liberal women. From a small town ideally, but one trying to overly impress as cool. Ordinary looking women are actually behind most of the gay scenes in TV programs. Symptom of their hatred on men not paying them attention. Sign also of their vulnerability to the attention of any men who might notice them. That's your ace. A bi will be a godsend to these types (but don't tell her you're bi, tell her you have a drug induced-rock star soft cock, she might replace you if, by some miracle, she meets another ugly but true hetero, who she doesn't have to massage, before you're through rehearsing on her). Try to practice regularly the "Rock Star Erection Maneuver": they let the girls suck them to erection first, feigning effect of drugs, before mounting the girls. No foreplay needed on their part. So even if they were into guys, the girls won't know a thing because they're doing all the work to harden up the man artificially. Try snarling for special effects if she complains of your limp penis: "It's just the drugs, stupid!"

Or try to convince her to always role-play like a man in your sexual relations. Make her wear a beard, or man's clothing, until you get a full erection, then tell her to remove the clothes & pump her immediately before it softens. Hitting two birds with one stone, a man & a woman in one embrace, perfect bisexual maneuver. If that still doesn't work, don't be choosy & endure a bisexual woman for a while, practice your heterosexual credentials with her, then find the perfect straight one later on when you have gained the confidence.

The goal is to discover the perfect fit of a cock to a vagina. Once you discover the delight, you won't go back to a man's ass. Once you get pass the erection Rubicon, everything flows naturally. You'll love the one who gives the maximum pleasure to your nervous system. Jan was not even a bi, he was gay. He lost his virginity to a woman three months ago, at 32. He considers himself now as bi (though I myself think it's too early). He has a spectacular straight kept boy & a dumpy girl friend, but now that he's more confident, he's just finding a way how to break up gently with the latter & look for a more presentable one. He doesn't want to unduly hurt her. After all, she was her first vagina.

Practicalities of sexuality. If actors can do it, so can you. Don't be squeamish, you're not just using an ugly girl, you're also giving her the confidence to go on with the adventure of life.