Friday, April 22, 2011

SPANISH REFLECTIONS: Real Madrid, Barca, Quim Gutierrez, Dani Martin & Rafael Nadal




It will be like this for a while. Occasional but substantial postings.

Last year, I sucked about 61 straight guys (43 of them Europeans, 12 of them were Spaniards), all solicited. After the first phase of my sexual conversion program, it never occurred to me my sexual life would turn 360 degrees. By this time of the year, I would have had traipsed the world & have sucked 20 just as spectacular straight guys already, just as I've been doing for the past decade, but look where I am now: I just jammed at the Costa Brava with my Spanish friends together with my new girl friend during the first part of the Holy Week before transferring here in Italy. Well, only one of my Spanish friends, Cono, knows of my previous sex life. It's our national secret, & he was surprised of my progress. He wished me luck, & since I have no more use for his surprise gift, I'll just share them with you- some exclusive pictures. For a change, just to spice up the blog, we'll feature Spanish actors. Right below.

So how was my first Holy Week in decades? After 15 years, I attended my first Catholic mass. Nice to reconnect. We are now in Rome, but we heard Barcelona lost to Real Madrid, 2-1, in the Copa del Rey match in Valencia. No matter. There's always a next time.

In about a week, I'll formally start with Phase Two of the program. Pretty soon, some things won't be bounties anymore.



Quim Gutierrez

I was not into Spanish actors much, weird considering I was into Latin guys. Mostly, you don't get the real man vibes of the Italian actors, even of the more liberal French. A big part of the big Spanish stars are already in their thirties, but aside from reported dalliances with their leading ladies (publicity?), their sexual histories are unknown, they resort to the old trick of claiming protection of their privacy. Who said their sexual preferences are irrelevant- what about the danger of people ending up with false fantasies? Everyone is strict with the authenticity of the ingredients of products in the shelves these days, why should products which generate fantasies be exempted? An actor seducing women & straight boy-loving men just to get them to watch his movies but have gay sex at night seems like a charlatan to me. If he only wants to be an actor as most hypocritically claim, he shouldn't be posing naked in promos. Seems like toying with the psyche of millions. It's a selfish way to advance pretensions of being an artist on the expense of people's feelings. It's called using other people, intellectual dishonesty, even injustice. An artist doesn't have a license to hypocrisy.

Sometimes those who have something to hide eventually can't stand the fame. Nacho Vidal, the Spaniard who was once the biggest name in straight porn,left at the height of his fame. Rocco Siffredi, the discoverer of Nacho in a sex show club in Barcelona called Bagdad, revealed in his autobiography, Io Rocco, that Nacho is both into girls & boys. Not as straight after all. He's not the only one with sexual secrets in the Spanish scene as my friend Cono, who has the money & connection to nose around, discovered.

One good thing about Spain, they usually show the dicks of their actors. We have exclusives here (at least, according to Cono), that's why I decided to feature actors for the first time. Well, fortunately, my favorite young Spanish actor, Quim Gonzales, isn't shy in proclaiming his love for girls. He's a real man alright. I first saw him in a film called Azuloscurocasinegro & I had Cono send it to me whenever a new one appeared. And he's got big guns, as you'll see below.

I was given about a hundred photos Cono got from a friend in Chueca, the WeHo of Madrid. Frontal nudes from films & theater, all Spanish actors. We'll start with some which came from a theater play some years ago. There were frontal shots of Quim. You'll see other actors in the pictures but Cono can't guarantee their heterosexuality so we won't identify them, we only put names to pictures featured here if they were confirmed heterosexuals. The others are either rumored as bisexual, gay or plain unknown. The legendary straight boy lover that he is, Cono is the type who, when he becomes a fan of an actor & he has doubts, would want to be certain this was really hetero so he won't be wasting his time fantasizing. Like in the case of a certain actor. In the period documented by the investigator he hired, the actor had sex with guys. Cono hissed thru gritted teeth: "Que asco! El es una hermana!" (lol).




THE ANATOMICAL STUDY OF A FEW SEMI-HARD SPANISH COCKS: Fluffing Spanish-Style


Just an intro to illustrate the tricks in the sizes of the dicks of the guys in one scene where all the actors briefly (30 seconds) went frontally nude onstage. They look fluffed. The pic above shows the natural cock of the guy below, as taken from a previous play. Below, you can see this actor fluffed to the point just before the semi-hardened cock was about to rise. Cono opined that the actors must have just been stimulated upon seeing each other's cocks. Possible, but all the actors had semi-erection except for one who walked around frontal for a long time later on the stage (problem of maintaining his fluffed state, it would shrink before the audience's eyes). I have a problem with fluffing actors' dicks in stage play nudity. Isn't stage plays the venue for honest emotions & intentions? Fluffing is faking, & that sets off the tone of falsity in the whole thing.If an actor is ashamed of his small dick, how can we trust him to be all-out honest with the emotions the audience is experiencing with him? His new character hasn't completely taken root, his old ego is still conscious of his small dick.



Below, this one is almost in half erection, the shaft is so engorged the prepuce (skin) was pulled away from the corona (crown of dickhead). It's clear that it's a small dick when soft (see next pic). Again, lack of honesty.



The semi-erected dick above, when soft, is only about 1 1/2" as could be seen from the bulge which clearly shows the dickhead (taken from a TV show where the actor appeared), below



Below, same dick as the two above but taken from a different angle.The semi-hard dick seems shorter because its erection angled the dickhead towards the left, away from the camera so only the upper half of the shaft was silhouetted.



Above, left: Quim Gutierrez



Above, Quim's large dick in full-view



Above, Quim's in side-view, notice the girth, seems engorged a bit (fluffed?)







THE TWO MICROPHONES OF DANI MARTIN







Dani Martin, with Alejandro Sanz: Volvera



Dani Martin & his former band El Canto del Loco are the biggest names in Spanish pop rock. For me, he happens to be the sexiest rocker anywhere. His dick is so big the microphone he uses in his concerts is as big as his dick. What is sexier than that? Plus his voice which sounds as if he's on the verge of orgasm complete the delicious illusion.



















FAKE RAFAEL NADAL









Saturday, April 16, 2011

GODS OF BASKETBALL: Pau Gasol of Los Angeles Lakers





by Dick of All Dicks & Straight Boy Poster

We're still not returning to regular publication. This article on Pau Gasol has been on the drafts for months, I just whimsically decided to publish it because I'm spending the Semana Santa (the Holy Week for Catholics) in Spain. I just felt it's the right time to feature this 7" Barcelona boy.

I'm not religious, the last time I attended a Mass was decades ago. I don't describe myself an atheist or agnostic, religion simply didn't enter my mind. I am not into trendy posturing either, as common in most Latin countries, particularly in Spain, where Catholicism ruled so much of their lives that they delight in blatantly supporting political positions that are anathema to the Church's. It's their form of liberation, something "modern", the usual trendy fart, which is becoming the favorite excuse to "dumb down" anything. In these times when perpetual prosperity isn't assured in most Western European societies (with the exception of Germany), the same prosperity which underpinned the flourishing fights for democratic rights &, yes, modernity. Without that prosperity, do you even think the gains could be maintained?.

Portugal next door just turned insolvent, & Spain, with its 20% unemployment & gigantic deficits & debts, just saw its Prime Minister made a trip to visit the Chinese Premier in Peking to get reassurance to buy more of its debts (China already owns 12% of Spanish debts), then went to Singapore to search for more investments, but only to return again to China to meet with the Chinese General Secretary. Note that it takes nearly 7 hours between Peking & Singapore, & the Spanish Prime Minister still felt dignified after spending hours travelling from Peking to Singapore & back just because they didn't respect him enough to fix his appointments so that he can meet with both Chinese bosses without being waylaid to far Singapore in-between. I was watching Spanish TV & it amazed me that the Spanish commentators who were all gung-ho about invading Libya didn't even noticed that they aren't taken seriously. How can they pretend now to fight for human rights in Libya when they are beholden by their debts to another human rights violator?

Just being modern?

Until when?

I love this blog. We're supposed to be sexy but we're also into politics sometimes. Now, religious. So I decided to spend Semana Santa here. Is there a grand design? That's a question that suddenly popped out in my mind lately. I was amazed by the sudden synergy of factors that led me to change the course of my life, particularly sex life, lately. Just a few months ago, I was feasting on the most delicious straight men of the world, but here I am now, trying to tap whatever remnants of spirituality within me with my new girl friend. I don't ascribe anything supernatural to it but I just decided to revisit the so-called eternal truths once more. What will I find? Let's see.

I'm into life-changing reflections these days. All in a beefcake blog. LOL is too much an understatement.





































The most delicious Spanish men physically can be found between Barcelona & La Coruna in the North, but I'm a very aural man, I have always been amazed by the role of sounds in the South, particularly in the Andalucian heartland, in sexual arousal: the Andalucian Castillian tounge tends to constrict the letter S after a vowel & this creates a naughty cadence which when spoken by a sexy young man (not same effect with mature ones) seems bewitching at once. Hicky, my snob friend from Madrid would say, but it's actually sexy. I spent hours just listening to a chabal talking manly talk while drinking himself to careless abandon, & each elided S had the effect of a vicarious foreplay that I invariably would have premature ejaculation in the room later. Those were the days.

One of my favorite Spanish groups come from Seville & they sing pop flamenco. Below is my favorite song of Fondo Flamenco. You won't believe ordinary words like distancia (distance), espero (I hope) & escuchame (listen to me) could be very sexy. The video was cheaply & unimaginatively done but concentrate on the sound of the chabales, the chorus is the thing- wait til you hear di'chtancia, e'pero & e'chcuchame transformed into masculine groans of sexual satisfaction. This song came early in their career so it was rough & lacked sophistication, but that's how delicious straight man should be- just be real, unaffected straight men.

Fondo Flamenco- Escuchame Mujer