THE NEO-HETEROSEXUAL BLOG: The World of Straight Men: GODS OF CRICKET: Nathan Bracken of Australia

TERMINOLOGIES USED IN THIS BLOG

1. Homosexual Disease-
disease of sexuality manifested as same-sex sexual attraction; aka Homosexuality

2. A-Lister Gay
a gay man who can't stomach sex with another gay man

3. Simpletonite (formerly "B-Lister Gay" or Kevlarite)
a gay man who can stomach sex with an outed gay man; gay man with Kevlar stomach (can eat everything, puke nothing)

4. Revoltications
science of revulsion; study of revolting things & people, like Homosexual Disease & Intellectual Charlatans

5. Therapeutic Revulsion
a form of sexual conversion program where innate revulsion to other homosexuals is reinforced to overcome homosexual disease itself

6. Disease-Specific Marriage
marriage founded around a a certain disease, like so-called Gay Marriage among Kevlarite gays

7. Congenitally Outed Gay

gay man born with physical manifestations of his sexual orientation (e.g. lisp, limp wrists, etc.)

8. Cyril

French slang, a gay man who tries very hard to act straight by modulating his voice, making rigid his movements, etc., but everybody knows he's gay

9. Benign Gay

Gay whose homosexual tendencies are still amenable to treatment

10. Malignant Gay

incurable gay

11. Metastatic Malignant Gay

an incurable outed gay who conjures ruses to recruit dumb benign gays to "come out"

12. Muscle Diva

a gay man, who could be either masculine-looking or effeminate, who assiduously uses the gym to compensate for whatever personal reasons

13. Metamorphic Sexuality
fluidity of sexual behavior & orientation, transformation of one to the other in the right circumstances & conditions

14. Marlon Brando Syndrome
when a self-identified heterosexual (who is secretly a bisexual) changes girl friends & wives, & though seen by the public as playboy, his emotional focus was not on a girl all along

15. Eww Set
those who hate themselves so much they swallow when they should be vomiting

16. Symmetrical Bisexuality
partnership of convenience between a bisexual male & female, so they could have sex with both sexes while presenting a heterosexual public image

17. Toilet Moment
the point of discovery when the object of his attention, which he thought was straight, turned out to be either gay or bi, giving to an A-lister the sensation of wanting to puke in the toilet

18. The Dick Principle
there's bound to be a limit when delusions are no longer funny, thus unacceptable

NOTE: all the terms above were defined more succinctly in the articles

NOTE

Straight Sportsmen Ground Zero

This blog is all about the sexy side of straight men in sports. All the sportsmen featured here whose pictures are labeled with their names are confirmed heterosexual.

From 2009-2010, this was a top Gay-oriented Sport Beefcake blog, but since the start of 2011, I underwent a sexual conversion program which made me confident to label myself now as heterosexual. That's the context of the later articles. From straight guys, I'm now into straight girls, only strict quality control in sexual games for me, but I'm continuing this blog for my friends

"Women actually are more interesting because you get exactly the same psychic range from a faggot which isn't as comfortable. The heteros of the old age were always more fun to go to bed with"- Gore Vidal, Sexually Speaking

The Heteros now are still delicious. This Blog Is For Lovers of Straight Men Who Are Not Into Delusions.

Monday, October 4, 2010

GODS OF CRICKET: Nathan Bracken of Australia

6'5"- the magic words. There are several hot Cricket players in Australia, we've already featured Shane Watson ( see here ). We'll get to know all the delicious ones here, & I mean, ALL. Here's one of them, not the least, but definitely delicious.