Wednesday, June 30, 2010

WORLD CUP 2010: Fernando Torres of Liverpool & Spain (Part 1, The Teaser)

Let me count the ways to describe Fernando Torres. Ah, but I can't. I'm lost for words.
Thank God, this isn't the main post for Nando, I have time to collect my wits. Consider this post as the teaser for the big one coming up next. Below are some pics to get ourselves ready for the main event (especially for Americans who don't have an idea who he is, but would always appreciate a special reason to sit up & sigh). There is also a video, he's still dressed but with a nice butt shot with a visible panty line, enough to make us salivate for more revealing shots in the coming post.

Fernando "Nando" Torres in motion:

For more of Fernando Torres,

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

STRAIGHT HOMO-EROTIC SOCCER: The Poetry of Full-Strength Testosterone

Robin van Persie & Nicklas Bendtner

Somehow it's more delicious watching two straight guys in a tender scene like this. Pure undiluted, unadulterated testosterone in glorious chemical reaction. Full-strength. Strict quality control in sexual desire: only the purest & highest for our obsessions

Top Dicks of June, 2010

1. Sheffield Hallam U Rugby
2. Thom & Max Evans- Dieux du Stade 2010

3. Sheffield Hallam U Rugby

4. Alexis Driollet- Dieux du Stade 2010

5. David Beckham- England

6. Robin van Persie, the Netherlands- this was only posted 3 days ago but it was already downloaded 71,971 times

7. Thom Evans- Dieux du Stade 2010

8. Ivan Pillud, Argentina-Soccer

9. Fernando Fernandez, Brazil- Rowing

10. Fabiano Borges, Brazil- goalkeeper

11. Robin van Persie, the Netherlands- I included an 11th because almost all the pics of Robin are hot & this is one of the hottest, it's the 11th most downloaded even after only 3 days

Sunday, June 27, 2010

WORLD CUP 2010: Nicklas Bendtner of Arsenal & Denmark

The magic stats- 6'4", 22 years old. Together with Robin van Persie, they make Arsenal the foremost eye candy of the Barclays Premier League. After the World Cup 2010 debacle of the English team, some quarters in England are questioning if the presence of foreigners in the BPL is counterproductive to the development of local talent, especially now that the old reliables are aging fast. Well, they can always exempt the goodlooking ones. Imagine how Arsenal would look like without the two.
Nicklas comes from Denmark, one of those countries which don't take nudity seriously. Now as to why he seriously took to wearing compression shorts AKA chastity belt beneath the official one, it certainly baffles us. Look at how many delicious views he denied us just because he got too serious with whatever which was making him serious.

I speak Dutch & German- I didn't know I could also understand Danish, which sounds like Dutch but more akin to German. Here, he is awarded as his country's Footballer of the Year.