Monday, March 15, 2010

GODS OF RBS SIX-NATIONS: The Dicks of Britain

England met Scotland last March 13 for the Six-Nations Rugby Tournament. The score was tied at 15. Lackluster game. The only vindication was the prescence of the sexy lads whose naked bodies we celebrated in the recent past, most in the French-owned Dieux du Stade & in the case of Danny Care, in the American-franchise Cosmopolitan. One cursory look & it's clear it's Britain which is supplying the most dick for the French enterprise. American athletes are relatively more uptight so it's in the British Cosmo where we see more naked athletic bodies. I could just imagine what would happen if the British started getting serious & decide not to be a mere supplier of parts but the producer of the final product. Didn't they start the Industrial Revolution? Why not the British Dick Revolution?

Scotland: 15 Hugo Southwell, 14 Sean Lamont, 13 Nick De Luca, 12 Graeme Morrison, 11 Max Evans, 10 Dan Parks, 9 Chris Cusiter (c), 8 Johnnie Beattie, 7 John Barclay, 6 Kelly Brown, 5 Al Kellock, 4 Jim Hamilton, 3 Euan Murray, 2 Ross Ford, 1 Allan Jacobsen.
Replacements: 16 Scott Lawson, 17 Geoff Cross, 18 Nathan Hines, 19 Alan MacDonald, 20 Rory Lawson, 21 Phil Godman, 22 Simon Danielli.

England: 15 Delon Armitage, 14 Mark Cueto, 13 Mathew Tait, 12 Riki Flutey, 11 Ugo Monye, 10 Jonny Wilkinson, 9 Danny Care, 8 Nick Easter, 7 Joe Worsley, 6 James Haskell, 5 Steve Borthwick, 4 Louis Deacon, 3 Dan Cole, 2 Dylan Hartley, 1 Tim Payne.
Replacements: 16 Steve Thompson, 17 David Wilson, 18 Courtney Lawes, 19 Lewis Moody, 20 Ben Youngs, 21 Toby Flood, 22 Ben Foden.

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