Tuesday, March 30, 2010


Most of you are probably celebrating Lent anyway (who said horny people couldn't be religious?). I just advanced my vacation, I'll be in Europe for a week or so so no updates for a while. But expect more frontally naked European sportsmen when I return.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Top Dicks of March, 2010

The most downloaded for the period March 1-28, 2010

1. Theo Bos

2. Sean Lamont

3. Thom & Max Evans

4. Dustin Brown

5. Bruno Carvalho

6. Alert Holtman
7. Jeremy Clement

8. Nick Youngquest

9. Lucas Pugliessa

10. Lucas Pugliessa

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

GODS OF RUGBY: Andrew Nash of Sheffield Hallam University UK

After the release of a SHU video, I go to England just to check out for myself the identity of the players. Call it a fetish just knowing their names. But I never planned of divulging them. Lately, a Brit friend happily told me Andrew's name & naked pictures have been the stuff of beefcake forums anyway, maybe it's time I stop acting too fatherly (his words). I agree. Almost all those who knew them at SHU knew their names & saw their nudity, & they're not ashamed, why should they be ashamed of the world who they don't have to mingle with on a daily basis? I am sure they deserve fame just like Thom Evans & Sean Lamont. So let's put a name to a dick- a big one,btw. Anyway, his dick is in good company in this blog, now it's being celebrated along with the dicks of the sexiest Sport superstars of the world. What's a bigger honor for a college Rugby lad?

Monday, March 22, 2010

GODS OF SWIMMING: Leonardo Tumiotto of Italy

He's a member of the 4x200 meter Italian Relay team that participated in the 2008 European Swimming Championships. His overpowering sex appeal didn't fail to be noticed by scouts and he appeared for one month in the web-based Big Brother-clone reality show, Vite Spiate. I didn't know him yet then or I would have joined to watch him shower (Qualcuno ha suo video nella doccia? Inviatelo per favore). He was then featured in the Italian celebrity reality show, Isola Dei Famosi. He's not been busy after that stint. The Italians shouldn't let him fade away yet, he should be invited to join the Italian Big Brother, Grande Fratello, and be instructed to take his shower three times a day. I'd surely join.

Watch this video if you wanna see that mountain of sex appeal in motion. You can access more videos of him in that page.

GODS OF SWIMMING: Gerhardus "Gerhard" Zandberg of South Africa

Easily one of the sexiest swimmers in the world, Gerhard won the 50m backstroke in last year's FINA swimming championships in Stockholm, regaining the feat he first won in 2007 (video below). He's been recognized as one of the sexiest athletes in his country by the Saffa Cosmo but it's not the British Cosmo so no nude pics yet. Mostly, the Afrikaners are descended from the Dutch who love posing with their dicks but, unfortunately, such nonchalance was lost on the way to the Cape. With his tall frame (2 meters) and sexy everything, Gerhard should touch base with his roots and regain his nonchalance. Perhaps he'll start a new tradition in his new homeland. I know they have big things to show.

This 2007 Swimming event is almost a Mr. World competition, it has some of the sexiest swimmers of all time- Thomas Rupprath & Steffen Driesen of Germany (now both retired), Liam Tancock of Great Britain & of course, Gerhard, the winner