Tuesday, December 8, 2009

GODS OF FOOTBALL 2011: Greg Bird returns to Australia

Well, Greg Bird is back in Australia. He apparently chose the lower pay of the Gold Coast Titans over those of the French Catalans. What's this we hear, the real reason is because he wanted to show his dick for the much-delayed Gods of Football 2010. The organisers are having a hard time coming up with 9 Aussie players willing to show their dicks (they can's possibly show less than the 9 dicks shown in Dieux du Stade 2010 or the French will be thumbing their noses over them for a whole year- a non-starter). Bird's bird is just what they need.
I have an idea to put one over the French- why not tell Bird to also bend over and spread his cheeks? Bird is perfect for that part, after all he was knocked out of Cronulla before because he was allegedly an asshole.

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