Sunday, May 31, 2009

HE SHOULD BE IN DEAUX DU STADE: Francois Steyn of the Sharks Currie Cup South Africa

He was noticed in the Rugby World Cup 2007 in Paris but it's a big surprise he hasn't been photographed nude yet. Somebody in Toulouse or Toulon should recruit him (he's the Samsung face in South Africa so add a hundred thousand euros), & voila-when he's caught in the French web, I bet he'll forget all his Afrikaner stolidness & start impressing his Gallic fans who more likely will play hard to impress (Bless them!) unless they get to know him deeper inside his uniforms.
Moreover, the owners have great faith in publicity like Max Guazzini of Stade Francais (Bless them!) & more than likely will pressure him to drop his briefs pronto (''Hey, dude, we need the publicity so that more will come to watch you play so we can pay your fat salary! Fat salary for your fat cock, so show it, you springbuck-cocked moron!'').

Full name Francois Philippus Lodewyk Steyn
Born May 14, 1987, Bloemfontein
Current age 22 years
Major teams Sharks, South Africa
Position Centre, Fly-half
Height 6 ft 3 in
Weight 220 lb
Dick 9 inches
Everything is big with this one... Btw the last entry is a just a guess (or wishful thinking? Whatever)

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